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January Astrology Column Kathi Purple

January Astrology Column
By, Astrologer Kathi Calahan

Happy New Year and may all your biker resolutions come true.

ARIES:  Take out the cross overs on your exhaust and replace them with VH high flow pipes.  Get your fuel mixture back down to 14.2 where it belongs.  You’re a speed demon Aries who’s been running too lean.  Lucky Numbers 40, 7, 28, 29, 3, 12

TAURUS: If Santa didn’t bring you a touring model last month, then you’ll just have to start a savings account for the Grandpa bike.  Hey, those who have the money and the panache don’t care what their ride is called. Lucky Numbers 40, 41, 2, 21, 13

GEMINI:  As point man for the Frosty Balls run, your Gemini nature had you and the rest of us all over the map.  Where were we going?  Hey, I even heard the bearded one call you “The Butt Wipe up Front.”  Back off, Rudolph! Lucky Numbers 4, 2, 16, 39, 54, 17

CANCER:  With mama beside you on her own ride, life couldn’t be sweeter.  Don’t forget the after Christmas sales and get you both some heated riding gear so that you can be first out this season.  Lucky Numbers 7, 5, 17, 29, 50, 3

LEO:  You be stylin’ this year with a new riding wardrobe.  No one will ever mistake you for homeless because your sense of style and the bucks to spend on quality threads makes you a real showcase.  Lucky Numbers 14, 5, 34, 29, 20, 13

VIRGO:  A business opportunity comes up for you early this year detailing rides.  To run with the idea or not depends on your ability to set aside your fears and hire a Billy Mays-type pitch man.  Lucky Numbers 6, 33, 1, 26, 30, 29

LIBRA:  You will be promoting a musical event this year, so start planning now.  Ever the idea kings and queens of the zodiac, Libra’s need to write those thoughts down before they’re forgotten.  Lucky Numbers 15, 58, 44, 2, 10, 11

SCORPIO:  Parts, parts and more parts.  You’ll be asked to either get rid of them in a garage sale or throw that “junk” out.  Hey, if you’re going to store that stuff forever, you might as well put up a store front. Lucky Numbers 22, 15, 6, 9, 13, 2

SAGITTARIUS:  Unless you’re a showman in the iron cage, leave the trick riding to the experts.  As Sag, you have a natural need for showing off your athleticism and we’ll probably see you on U Tube anyway.  Lucky Numbers 44, 27, 26, 19, 50, 4

CAPRICORN:  Your days of eating beans and rice are over.  Get ready to experience the wealth of the rich and gout-filled as your foods become richer and your toe becomes more inflamed.  Lucky Numbers 55, 12, 6, 13, 8, 3

AQUARIUS:  OK wanker, you can freshen up for a better love life this year.  Ol’ Cupid has set arrows in your direction and those already in a relationship will find lots more intimacy (together).  Lucky Numbers 27, 17, 9, 50 16, 33

PISCES:  Keep your camera and video camera close by.  You’ll have plenty of opportunity to record (and even get paid) for your photography skills, especially with riders and their favorite putts.  Lucky Numbers 16, 5, 19, 49, 20, 6

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