April Astrology Column 
April Horoscope - Your Best Astrology
This month we're going to look at why riders speed. I know you don't speed, but if you did, then this would be why.
ARIES: You speed because you can and because you love it and because you were born with a need for speed. Of all the zodiac signs, you were the first in your neighborhood to ride and probably made lots of air/fuel modifications to beef things up. Because you hate to lose, speed when riding is important so you can maintain the lead dog position. Happy Birthday to all you adorable Aries speed racers! Lucky Numbers 41, 17, 15, 19, 22, 26
TAURUS: You speed only if you're hungry. Feed the growling tummy and the bull is a happy putter. However, you have been known to speed right up beside a numnut who has just cut you off and give them a quick kick to the side panel. You'd prefer to take it low and slow though, unless someone mentions food. Lucky Numbers 15, 5, 22, 19, 56, 54
GEMINI: You and Aries will always vie for the lead, so speeding is natural for you. It's because you have so much nervous energy that you love to ride. The wind on your face blows the tension right out of your body. Chances are good you have tatts on your forearms having something to do with speed. Lucky Numbers 27, 22, 6, 12, 31, 4
CANCER: You speed because of pent up emotions like anger and frustration. You find the danger a daring outlet for release. It's probably far better on the checkbook to go home to your sweetie and find a sexual healing than it is to go to traffic court and pay those ungodly fines. Besides, it's more fun! Lucky Numbers 17, 3, 15, 29, 34, 30
LEO: You speed because the fierce wind weaves dreadlocks out of your nose hair. Besides, you can pass more people on the road and give all those drooling fools a chance to admire how good you look and to scope out your fine ride. Of course, because you are a Leo & people want to see you, give 'em a break & ride during daylight hours. Lucky Numbers 14, 15, 27, 56, 2, 1
VIRGO: You speed because much like Gemini, your nerves have given you a bad case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (see the movie Lady Killers) and you need to get home to the comfort of your own crapper sanctuary. I know I'll get letters for this, because now your secret is out. Lucky Numbers 44, 27, 7, 8, 19, 4
LIBRA: You speed, not because you want to be up front, but because you don't want to get left behind. Always the social animal, speeding becomes a way for everyone to stick together. However, you'd much rather everyone just kick back and putt the ride for the sake of the surrounding beauty. Lucky Numbers 19, 29, 40, 5, 6, 10
SCORPIO: You're the one with balls to the walls blasting alongside the riding cops who are just getting off duty and heading back to the station. Every bit as bad as the Choir Boys, you believe speed limits are for wimps and a good ironic laugh with those who are sworn to protect and serve makes your day. Lucky Numbers 14, 19, 7, 29, 6, 13
SAGITTARIUS: With teeth full bugs and a head full of wind blown hair, you speed simply for the pure joy of it. You share a passing nod & bark with the beagle hanging his head out the back passenger window; wishing your ears could flap like his. That's alright; he wishes he could ride like you! Lucky Numbers 14, 27, 18, 2, 31, 8
CAPRICORN: The only reason we'd find you speeding is because you're late for work. You are of the belief that all good things come with time, except for tardiness; then there's just no excuse. You set the standard for excellence and only ride with those of similar caliber. Lucky Numbers 19, 34, 33, 39, 27, 26
AQUARIUS: You speed for UFO sightings. Always first to greet the aliens as they exit the mother ship, it's unfortunate that as you retell your wild tales it seems you’re always the only one who's witnessed the landing. Your credibility is slipping, so next time bring a sober friend. Lucky Numbers, 7&7.
PISCES: Not of this world, your temperament finds you speeding only because you've lost track of time and space. We really don't know how you ever find your way home most days, but then, Aquarius swears it's always you he sees piloting the spacecraft. Lucky Numbers - Infinity.
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